Ten Points from Gryffindor

Last December I cut my hair.

I've done this quite a few times before and it usually works out okay. But this time I decided to cut a fringe.

It sucked balls.

So I cut it shorter.

If balls had balls, the shorter fringe would have sucked those balls' balls.

Fast forward to August, almost a full 8 months later, and my fringe has almost grown long enough to be tucked fully behind my ears. Almost. For the sake of my sanity, I decided something had to be done. So I cut my hair shorter and dyed it black.

Without the poxy growing-out fringe this would look fine.

With the poxy growing-out fringe?

Just call me Severus.