Things I Have Learnt Today

1. The reason that buying rolling tobacco and making your own is cheaper than buying packs of cigarettes is purely that it takes so fucking long to roll something vaguely usable that you don't have time to smoke as much as you normally do.
   
   
2. Despite the claims of the manufacturers, filter tips are not easy to incorporate in a rollie.
   
   
3. Using a filter tip in a rollie makes you look like a big wussy tool.
   
   
4. When tobacco dries out it tastes very, very unpleasant.
   
   
5. Ditto getting long strands of tobacco in your mouth.
   
   
6. Unless you're constantly dragging on it, hand-rolled cigarettes will go out in the blink of an eye.
   
   
7. I look like I'm smoking a joint made by a visually-impaired orangutan.